Goddamned spam. Chances are good that time to fix this thing up the way I'd really want it to be will be hard to come by. For now though, this is alright.

It took me 3 hours total to clear out all the spam in all my e-mail accounts - all 6 of them. Why I have that many is none of your business. What I do find funny is that yahoomail, Gmail, and even Roadrunner (a pathetic excuse for a company) all block my mom's chain letters from getting to my inbox. Fortunately, she never does ask me if I ever got them.